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Friday, August 12, 2016

Miscellaneous Craziness and Other News

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  1. Someone is desperate for attention (again) but just ends up grossing out the entire internet:

    Without AC in a NY summer, all yoga is hot yoga. But when you live in the middle of nowhere it can be hot NAKED yoga! #notasfunasitsounds

    (From Twitter)

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    1. Oh. Oh yuck. I just threw up in my mouth.

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  2. Ewww. She's posts stuff like this and then gets freaked out when someone comments on it. You can't have it both ways.

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    1. Yeah, she has no boundaries yet acts surprised when she gets inappropriate feedback.

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  3. That just turned my stomach.

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    1. She thinks that it sounds sexy instead of stupid.

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  4. Jenna Woginrich ‏@coldantlerfarm
    There are 2 types of dog people. 1. Sees their dog as a child. 2. Sees their dog as a broke roommate without a car, they refuse to evict.

    She forgot a third category: sees their dog as a surrogate spouse.

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  5. Yup, it's Twitter time and horrible humblebragging. What do you expect, though, from a faux feminist who treats her dog like a spouse?

    Jenna Woginrich ‏@coldantlerfarm Aug 12

    Covered in sweat, hay, chaff, bad tan & wearing high boots at grocery store. Lady looks at me and says "You are a farmer, yeah." Made my day

    She forgot the period, too. Ugh.

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    1. Have you ever seen anyone so addicted to attention and validation from strangers? The WC has over 300 dairy farms alone ie there's a lot of sweaty, chaff-covered farmers there, so she's hardly a rare spectacle.

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    2. I think I figured it out. She is cos-playing. One day she is Farmer Jenna in her high boots. The next she is Celtic Jenna in her kilt. Then she is Heathen Jenna with her mead horn. Finally she is Celebrity Jenna in her Rag and Bone jeans. Because being plain ole Jenna is no fun and gets no attention and validation.

      Heck, I could go to the store in muddy jeans, flannel shirt and high boots and look like a farmer. (Which I am not)

      And finally, I need to add, she is not a farmer, she is not a farmer, she is not a farmer.

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    3. She hates being called a hobby farm.

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    4. She's the hipster, heathen version of a media whore.

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  6. Why didn't she mention covered in rag&bone? Might help drive blog sponsorship

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  7. Humblebragging omg that sums her up so well. I got up today (applause) I fed my animals (applause) I drank coffee (applause)

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  8. Rude and crude . Strangely proud of it ?

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  9. https://twitter.com/coldantlerfarm/status/763774221373800450

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  10. While she was away from Facebook, her comments started to get away from her... look at these two gems!!! It was on her Leaving Facebook post... which was like a day? 36 hours?


    Diane Greenberg-Groeters Maybe you should put it to a vote? Twitter people and FB people can be very different. I assume most people friended (or follow) you on FB because of their interest in homesteading. Whether you are fat or thin the homestead crowd sticks around because of their interest in your rural lifestyle. I doubt most care about how you look or what your diet and exercise routine is. Homesteaders are more likely to judge you on the health of your animals than your own appearance. It might be nice to at least ask what people think about this change. You don't have to agree with them, but it might be good to know.
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    Anne Arthur
    Homesteading seems to have been overwhelmingly trumped by pop culture and physical self image.

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    1. Of course, those curt comments have been deleted.

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    2. Oh I bet she really hated that these comments were on FB for a bit! Especially Anne Arthur's which was perfect.

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  11. Man the comments on her blog are really dropping off. If I were here I would be really worried. But then again I am SANE. She is probably like well I am on the twitter now ready to sky rocket into hollywood fame and fortune time I left those homesteading dorks behind. They dont get me anyway anymore I am more of a rag and bone type of girl. And of course on twitter its crickets crickets crickets. What will our special little snowflake do?

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  12. And she keeps hawking her faux fiddle camps and stupid scribbles. I imagine that her mooched money has already been blown.

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    1. Nope. She hasn't gotten to Beekman money yet.

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    2. And would you look at that.....she posted a pic of her living room where the cat is. And in it, right front and center, is the album Strange Trails. Funny how as recent as July 5, she said recreational spending is on hold, and it's a crime to not own that very album on vinyl: http://coldantlerfarm.blogspot.com/2016/07/album-of-my-summer.html#links

      Se she was flush with cash from the Indiegogo and guess recreational spending was on again! Wahoo! Amazing.

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    3. Good catch Anon 7:28. In her blog post, it's clear she already owns the MP3 version of the album-- so to buy it on vinyl for $20 is really unnecessary and indulgent....for someone who claims they had to wrangle the electric company to keep the power on.

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    4. JW has stated more than once that she has an Amazon Prime membership. I have one too, and this year it cost me 99.00. Last year when Amazon's Echo (Alexa) was $149.00 I bought one. With Alexa you can stream all the music you could possibly imagine through your Amazon Prime account. I think JW uses the fact or maybe fiction? that she isn't good with numbers or math to make purchases such as the vinyl, because she is extremely materialistic. If a person got in on the deal earlier last year? Amazon's Echo was $99.00. Included in your Prime membership you get to listen to the entire Strange Trails album-$19.94 and MP3 $ 9.49- and all the rest of the music she is always BUYING for free. I am certain that just this year alone she has purchased several vinyl albums. One of her comments on that blog post was "loved Cleopatra got it opening day." Opening day was April 8, 2016- $23.74 vinyl and $9.49 mp3.

      The real problem with JW is her arrogance. She'll beg for $ to feed her addiction of buying stuff. If suddenly several hipster bands released new vinyl and WOW membership went up and she needed to renew her Prime and contribute to Reddit and pay for some kick a** new jeans she just seen Anna Kendrick in and she saw a neat bumper sticker for her old truck and a cool Outlander version of a Highland's kilt she would be screaming "- foreclosure, help me save the farm, I'm a poor writer living a one woman dream-hit the donate button." And voila! Amazon cart proceed to check out- MINE!

      And then within a week or two she's flaunting her purchases give or take a couple she subtlety revealing at opportune times. Her ego can't handle the fact she begs for a living hence having to reveal all the materialistic items she is constantly purchasing. She either isn't able to make the connection or refuses to see it, that her materialistic purchases are also made with donations. Donations received through deceitful practices. I guess having a lot of nice things to look at makes it less of a bitter pill to swallow.

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    5. Home is where you keep your Stuff, while you go out and buy more Stuff. . George Carlin

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  13. I just did a quick search under "Jenna Woginrich." It's amusing how "irresponsible" appeared.

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  14. jenna woginrich &#$/+$&@#000

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  15. Based on just her Twitter timeline, Jenna did not do anything farm related today. She posts almost every hour!
    But she's livin' the simple life y'all!

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    1. Jenna Woginrich is an addict. She's admitted to being addicted to her smart phone. She's admitted to being addicted, and needing to stop drinking at least 3 x this year already. She admitted to spending way more time on WOW than she care to admit. She's addicted to religion- since I started reading her blog she's been what I would consider an atheist, and then she was a buddhist and then she was a pagan and now she is a heathen. She is very definitely addicted to being a gamer. She's addicted to collecting animals. She's addicted to praise, validation and having strangers compliment her. She's addicted to labels- clothing labels-big time. She has made it clear her house is filled with books, books everywhere including the freezer. Years ago she said it felt like a high getting cards, gifts and money in the mail from readers. She's addicted to being addicted. In her mind she is a heathen, a farmer, a homesteader, an archer, a writer, a blogger, a gamer, just a girl, a bad ass, a special snowflake, a single gal, a one woman show, an artist, a graphic designer. She's addicted to titles, labels, reinventing, role playing, fantasy, live like fantasy everything addict- all wrapped up in one big pretty lie.

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    2. Anon 8:49, your comment was dead on! She sure loves her labels doesn't she? Whatever will make her followers open up their wallets.

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    3. Anon 8:49: I also agree with your spot-on comment. It's also telling that her ratio of followers to following on Twitter is skewed. In her lame attempts to appear popular, she refuses to follow too many people.

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  16. For three weeks she was a marathon runner.

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    1. Ha, ha! That's right, she was!! Guess it got boring for her. Onto the next lie!

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    2. She self-sabotaged that fantasy goal by overdoing it and not listening to experts. You wouldn't dare mention to her or even ask her "what about the $65.00 entry fee your readers paid for you?" That's in the wind now. Stay tuned to next mid-summer when she is training yet again for her next unaccomplished marathon...

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  17. I think that’s the only thing that makes sense. She is an addict.
    I think when she was younger she was able to hang on (barely) to her job and channel her obsession at the time (homesteading) into a few book deals.
    I think as soon as she got that farm and quit her job, she cut any connection to reality and responsibility.
    There is no one in her life who she cares about enough to value their concern. She hates her family and she hates her fans if they question what she’s doing/not doing.
    Gibson is the only one who she adores and it’s no wonder. He can’t talk! If he could talk, she’d hate him too.

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  18. So I was reading on her blog the other day that she was chopping, splitting and stacking wood from her woodlot to prepare for winter.






    Hahahahahahahahahaha! Just kidding!

    Soon she will be ordering wood from her wall phone and having it dumped in a pile in her yard until her heathens can stack it for her.

    Because everyone knows that a scrappy homesteader's favorite tools are her telephone, yellow pages and friends.

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  19. I know this may be a little sensitive, but can we please not copy and paste people's full names from Facebook? On Facebook, those people can go back and change their privacy settings and for the time being they think they are posting to a limited group of people. I am not any of those people, but from a privacy standpoint, it just makes me wince.

    I understand wanting to document what was posted, but can the full names please not be used when doing so?

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    1. I've recently come around to that way of thinking. Very easy to swap in initials, etc.

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