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Friday, August 12, 2016

Snowflake Loves Her Dog.....big deal.

The most common everyday things that 90% of everybody does.... She does the same and it makes her a feral wonder woman. I watched a movie! Now give me money...peasants.

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  1. Farm hack#2: if you have put of control bacteria, just stick it in the freezer for 15 minutes and the bacteria will magically die. Scientific evidence not withstanding, she will double down. Also, freezing blood stained clothes will help remove the blood when frozen. Just remember to put the clothing into ziplock bags because freezer bags provide all the barrier needed to prevent the nasty bacteria from transferring to the surfaces you may touch later.

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  2. This is a partial comment from Facebook "......I'm way too gross looking after moving a truckload of hay......"
    My opinion would be this would be a marvelous time to take a shower. But I suppose there are many interpretations of "moving a truckload of hay". Perhaps she drove the truck?

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    1. What does she mean by truckload? A pick up truck with what, 10 bales, or a true truckload with 2 tons of hay. The later would make you gross beyond belief. The former, barely working up a sweat.

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    2. I saw her after she bought hay once (her words on her blog) and there were 6 bales on her truck.

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  3. I made the comment on the old CAS blog about the care and keeping of name brand jeans - namely that many fashionistas swear by putting expensive jeans in the freezer to keep them from being damaged in the wash cycle.

    Lo & behold, Jenna tweeted at Rag & Bone (a designer jean company) her appreciation for their jeans:

    @rag_bone Farmer here who rides horses, moves hay, and works in your jeans all day. Only brand that actually keeps up with me. Thank you.

    Rag & Bone jeans retail for around $300.

    For someone that is so consistently concerned about keeping the lights on and making her mortgage payment, spending more on ONE PAIR of jeans than I do on electricity for TWO MONTHS just makes me furious on behalf of all of the people that have sent her money and bailed her out time and again.

    And yes, I have a screenshot of the tweet for when it inevitable "disappears."

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    1. She's wearing Rag & Bone jeans in the "training" picture as well.

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    2. She supposedly got the Rag & Bones on the cheap, ebay or somewhere. But she didn't reveal the price, so for all we know her idea of cheap is half price on a $300 pair of designer jeans. At any rate, they look really tight and ill-fitting on her to be wearing them for anything more than running errands.

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    3. Okay, well, at least she didn't maybe pay full price. And she's probably tweeting them in hopes they'll send her free stuff.

      Just... ugh.

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    4. I remember long ago when she said she bought her clothes at Tractor Supply. Now it's Rag and Bones? Those are expensive designer jeans, not meant for doing heavy chores. Unless you aren't really doing heavy chores.

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    5. She probably read that Anna Kendrick wears Rag and Bones

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    6. I googled. You are spot on. Anna Kendrick wears Rag & Bone all the time.

      Sigh.

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    7. She likes to appear disinterested in celebrities, but it's pathetically obvious how much she yearns to be famous. JW frequently mentions Anna Kendrick, and other stars who are around her age range. But unlike those who have true talents, her only ability is being a "scrappy scammer" and "feral farmer."

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    8. I think you are right, Anon 1:56. She is probably hoping they send her free stuff. And she is so full of crap about them making the only jeans that can keep up with her. The farmers around here wear Wrangler, Levis, Carhartt, etc. and they actually work!! They would not be caught dead in $300 jeans and it isn't about affordability because some of them are pretty wealthy. I guess when you actually just sit on your butt all day, you could wear pajamas and they would keep up with you but that doesn't sound near as cool. She is a real piece of work.

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    9. She is a real piece of non work. Send cash

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  4. Thank you for taking over. I have kept all posts/comments archived.
    Julie

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    1. Julie, that's great about the archive but I don't think anyone can get in to read it.

      "This blog is open to invited readers only

      http://coldantlersham.blogspot.com/
      It doesn't look like you have been invited to read this blog. If you think this is a mistake, you might want to contact the blog author and request an invitation."

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    2. Thank you Julie!
      I'm happy to take over. It would be nice if JW would get her act together and all this wouldn't be an issue....but I certainly am not holding my breath.

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    3. I got the same message. Apparently, the archives are only available to certain people. I'm not sure how it works. Hound Doggy, it would be great if you could find out. Otherwise, all of those past, pertinent posts will be lost and worthless.

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    4. Hi guys, will try and fix that soon, just real busy with farming. For now, please know it is all safe and sound.

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  5. "So yes, for the next three days I will continue my love letter in self-portraits of me and this dog. Not because I'm mocking couples out there in committed relationships. And not because I think my dog is a person. He's not. But he is my best friend and I love him unconditionally. He's the single longest relationship I have ever maintained in my adult life."

    Yes, you are mocking committed HUMAN relationships. One of the saddest things I've ever read is that he is the single longest relationship in her adult life. Wow, just sad...

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    1. Her narcissism prevents JW from even seeing how strange her statements appear. I also think that she loathes marriage, because she knows that no one worthwhile would ever commit to her. Unfortunately, her animals have no choice.

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    2. Arg, this is one of (the many) things that are so aggravating about her. She takes what is perfectly common and normal - being a single person with companion animals - and makes it completely icky and weird (I'm dating my horse, my dog is my husband). How is it that anything she puts her sticky little mitts on immediately seems disreputable and gross?

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  6. Gibson looks depressed and suicidal in these picks, poor widdle pup only wanted a good home, gets a psycho owner who pretends he's her hisband

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    1. It reminds me of a South Park episode where Paris Hilton's dog keeps trying to commit suicide but every time at the last second Paris saves her...and the dog is so bummed lol

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  7. Hi Everyone, Let's not make this too hard for Hound Doggie by asking so much so soon! Let's just chill and it will all come together. THANK YOU, HD

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  8. It looks as if she is opening FB back up instead of selective posts. Must be hard to sell sketches when it's locked down.
    I agree that Gibson looks "off" in the photoes. Something about his eyes looks older than a 7 year old dog. Has anyone seen him up close recently?

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  9. The twitter is freaking hilarious. Giving shout outs to celebs while posting little fun quips. Actually its not really funny it makes me embarrassed for her. I wonder if she will try her hand at stand up next. Maybe that will be her next big thing. Or course it would be helpful if she had an actual sense of humor instead of some vague dipster ironic bull she pretends is one.

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    1. Unfortunately, her "little fun quips" lack both intelligence and substance.

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