Not necessarily in that order! Lol!
That should get some interesting hits on google.
Bwahahaha! That is so Jenna! She probably has a creepy room dedicated to her celebrity crushes and has the walls completely covered with cut-out magazine pics.
That is so bizarre, her creepiest drawing ever. What on earth was she trying to accomplish with it? Humiliate herself or shame what's her name?I don't get it..quite nonplussed.
I don't think Jenna drew that. It was a fan of Kendall Jenner. It looks like something crazy Jenna would do.
I'm sorry....I tried to Edit this post. This is NOT Jenna's art work. I saw it online and thought of our Snowflake.It could be her....but it's not.
We posted the same thing at the same time HD. Lol.
HA!...I saw that.Great minds.....and all of that....
Whew, I guess..although I actually would not have been disappointed if you'd confirmed it was her "work". I figured it was the best clue yet that oh yes, she is indeed beginning the final slide down into wherever she's headed.Snowflake is probably way too sly and rife with nutso admirers, scammy ploys, and shameless self-regard to be on the verge of letting CAF collapse.I was praying the end might be nigh, for the sake of the animals - who might find a way to be re-homed if she threw in the towel. She's too proud to either give up or let them move on to better care. Dec, Jan, and Feb are still ahead and climate charge has rough stuff in store. It's criminal that Merlin has to ride out yet another terrible winter on Colfax Rd. Poor boy. I hope she has a miserable, anxious, damn cold time of it as well.
That's the thing 3:58 anonymous. Merlin will be just standing there for 3 months! Or more. No interaction beyond hay tossed over a frozen gate. It's inhuman. What kind of life is for any creature to just stand day after day...
Is Jodie Foster OK in her basement
Lol! It puts the lotion in the basket...
Help, now another unsolvable on this thread for me! I'm in over my head, not cool enough for school, lol.What the hey, peeps? Please 'splain Jodie & the Lotion in the Basket, newest CAST koan. My imaginary response: Friday SplitFace, lil sis of GeetarBro.
Silence of the Lambs my friend!
It puts the logo in the basket, darlings!
I find it puzzling that she could have made it through four years of college and graduate with a degree in graphic design and not have a better understanding of the basics of logo design. Should the emphasis not be on the subject of the logo? For instance, to look at the falconry meet logo you'd think it was a retrospective of Dr.King's life and work with hawks figuring somehow into the mix. It's doubtful that MLK Day is significant here other than the date. ie using his name and image so prominently serves only to confuse and it's also slightly disrespectful to invoke his memory to entice people to attend a gathering of falconers when it has nothing to do with him. Furthermore, the juxtaposition of the hawk's talon over King's cheek....no good.
Jenna via Twitter:"I think the weirdest thing about me is I don't have a microwave."Well you are wayyyyyyyyy off as usual Jenna!
Lol. I live in a big city and don't have a microwave. How is that special or weird?
I must be weird, I don't have a microwave. Who knew?
We also don't "own a microwave" now, and don't find that "weird." When will she stop blathering on about bullshit? That's right. Never.
No Jenna. That is not the weirdest thing about you.
Haha, made me laugh. By far that is NOT the weirdest thing about snowflake.
Has she got some kind of OCD going on and it's like a compulsion that she remind anyone who might be within earshot that she doesn't have XYZ appliance/device? This isn't the first time or the second or even the third time she's trotted out the same worn out song and dance about how she doesn't own something and dammit don't it make her special. No. One. Cares. Imagine being so devoid of substance that you think your choice of possessions is 1.interesting or 2.significant in any meaningful way. And when does she ever turn her focus elsewhere? Her every transmission to the outside world is "Here's something about me". Does she not have any thoughts or ideas that revolve around "Not Me"? What a fucking dullard.Jenna Woginrich @coldantlerfarm I think the weirdest thing about me is I don't have a microwave.Jenna Woginrich @coldantlerfarm @coldantlerfarm or a cell phone, TV, or coffeemaker. But I have a land line, internet, computers, and percolator. Same things, really.
She's presenting in that way so the co-dependents will buy her one - Maybe she can't get them to buy her the obviously frivalous fancy hawking gear. If she can con them into a microwave, she can return it and put the money towards hawking gear! I think this latest run of truck fail and Gibson broken toe pleas are a) complete fabrication and b) all about the hawk tracking precious she wants so bad. Laying it on thick and fast. The thing about narcissists is that they age but don't grow so she is like a 10 yr old trying to wheedle and whine until someone give her the money for whatever story will work so she can get tracking stuff. Pleaaase mom, sure I will always clean my room every day promise pleeeaaaase no really I have a cough (fake cough) pleeeeaasse
Jenna via Twitter this am:"As a homeowner with a shitty basement and roof your I'm-a-renter-falling-asleep-to-the-sound-of-rain tweets are exhausting. Rain = bills."Here's her next cash cow. A second mention of needing a roof. Let's see how she weaves yet another tale of woe is me.
Also, notice her dig at renters vs homeowners. She rented for years and I bet most of the renter's manage to at least pay their own rent and other bills vs ebegging for strangers to pay them.
Here's a concept for you Jenna: There are those of us who are homeowners who actually maintain their property greatly reducing expensive large repairs. You purchased an older home without taking into consideration the cost of maintenance. So now I guess you will beg your readers for repair costs. While you spent your summer in the river and your winter trapping a hawk and then "taking it hunting." (The hawk doesn't need your raggedy ass to hunt).
She's barely a "homeowner." If she didn't have the USDA loan, it wouldn't have happened on her previous income. It's just another feeble pretense to appear like she earned her house, instead of mooching for money with scrappy scamming.
I was a renter when I donated money to Jenna. Now I'm a homeowner who pays all her bills on time with money I earn at a job. So weird, right Jenna?
Hitting the like button anon 7:57 :) way to go!
Wow, JW is endorsing Sarah Palin now, maybe they become FB palsOn another note a flash of Birchthorn threw enablers and investors into an orgasmic spell as they imagine curling up by the fireplace in Christmas Eve.More akin to the joy America will give Trump when he offers free Trump brand bandaids the day after his billionaire klan kabinet makes Medicare and Social Security "lazy ass welfare entitlements". The whole country's going to be looking like CAF - Jenna-Merlin 2020
In the famous words of Stephen Colbert, "Nooooooooooooo....."
Guess who has ANOTHER "cracked tooth"???AND a broken furnace???No way.
Was this on her blog, facebook or twitter?What's the tally now? Broken truck, Gibson's broken toe, broken tooth and broken furnace (wait, I thought she only heated with wood?)She must want that telemetry unit pretty badly and her fans aren't ponying up.
Fb.She claims she has no hot water because her furnace is broken. I thought hot water came from water heaters???Also, yes, another cracked tooth. At this point, you'd think she'd be in dentures for all the cracked teeth she's claimed.
Her pilot light must be out on the furnace and that effects the water heater and there wouldn't be hot water. The pilot light can blow out if there is dust build up. My guess that there is dust on it and she needs to clean it off and relight the pilot light.
I love how she comes up with several emergency situations when the others don't generate donations.Truck repairs, wet basement, Gibson's multiple broken toes, roof, furnace and another tooth needing repair. These are in addition to her monthly need for multiple mortgage catch up payments and utility bills that she ebegs for others to pay.***If you are considering donating to Jenna Woginrich and decided to do some research on her which led you to this blog, please note that she is once again trying to scam enough money to buy a hawk tracking system (as crazy as that sounds) which costs $800. These emergencies are made up and offered as woe is me tales to get people to donate to her. If you decide to purchase goods or services from Jenna Woginrich to help her out, it is highly probable that she will take your payment and never send/provide what you paid for.***
I have a gas furnace and a gas water heater. They each have their own pilot light. One does not affect the other. Plus, her furnace is oil. That's the reason she claims to "heat with wood" because oil is so expensive there. Yet another example of her total lack of even basic homeowner mechanical ability.
At least one of her readers caught the furnace vs. water heater lie:"You said no hot water, is it the furnace or the water heater?"
So once again, like with the truck, she doesn't know enough about the mechanical workings of the furnace to come up with a believable lie as to the symptoms of the break down. Jenna needs to do what other people do who can't afford to fix their furnace. Save up money and until you have enough to fix it, heat water on the stove for bathing and heat the house with the wood stove.Not a huge deal for a one person household unless that person is a lazy POS.Beggers can't be choosers, Jenna.
Someone needs to suggest that to her on facebook, anon 8:05. I would love to see what her response would be!
She has a two fold problem with lying about an oil furnace repair.1) It is more than likely out of oil. Which her readers will probably suggest and not donate any money.2) If she says it has a full tank of oil, readers will wonder where she got the money to fill it since she claims to be broke all of the time.Either scenario = no donationsReally for the small house that she has, she could easily heat it with an electric heater that has all of the safety bells and whistles. It would probably be cheaper in the long run vs buying chords of wood. Close the door to the upstairs (which she says she does anyway) and an electric heater could heat 1000 sq ft easily. I was recently pricing the ones that look like fire places with a flame and run via remote. They also can heat 1000 sq ft easily.Jenna's m.o. is making a huge deal out of easily solved problems.
Hold up, people. I don't have a hot water heater-- the water is heated by running through the furnace.
Yeah, ours too. It just depends on how it is hooked up. Even so she should do what Anon 8:05 suggested.
Jenna really really wants that hawk tracking equipment. She's pulling out all of the stops.Where did she mention the cracked tooth and broken furnace?
What's with all the retweets quoting her "it's okay to live a life others don't understand"? Is that supposed to help her earn any money?
Yeah, we don't understand how a grown adult can expect others to pay her bills. She often mentions not being able to sleep. One would like to think that is because she feels guilt for her scams. Jenna is a true narcissist and doesn't feel guilt. She doesn't sleep well because she is constantly trying to think of more scams to get easy money.
Jenna Woginrich: When life gives you lemons, try to remember a few days earlier when you had hot water, no PMS, and there was sunshine, Jenna. Go to that happy place and get to work.PMW: And friends that cheer you on!And have a hot tubAnd alcoholAnd..Jenna Woginrich: Thanks just really busy here with work today. Hoping to figure out the furnace issue myself.Jenna Woginrich: Or I would be there. Got 10 clients, a ram being returned, hay loaded into barn, a furnace to figure out, and some errands. Feeling overwhelmed and its not even 9:30BB: You said no hot water, is it the furnace or the water heater?DC: If I can help with furnace troubleshooting, call me, pm me for numberJenna Woginrich: DC I will if I can't figure it outJenna Woginrich: BB the furnace is the issue. there's a no power light on it, but the electric is on and the vent is running. I am toubleshooting piece by piece.Jenna Woginrich: And a tooth just cracked. This day just went from bad to refusing-to-drink-before-5PM.
Sounds like a thermocuplar (not sure if I spelled that correctly). Ours went out one year. Air was blowing out, pilot light was on and there wasn't any heat. I don't think the repair was expensive. It's a little part that you can just reach inside and remove from what I can remember.
Trying to figure out the furnace a.k.a. watching Netflix until donations start to roll in.
If there's actually something wrong with her furnace, it sounds like the blower motor isn't working.
When she said that the vent is running, I took that as air is blowing out of the vent.
Sure she has "10 clients," maybe in a year. And the alcohol consumption is mentioned too often lately. I also wonder about her constant dental issues, and Gibson's medical crap. It's all part of her constant beg-a-thon mentality. "Wolves are at the door!!!"
This gets stranger and stranger. A furnace heating the water? Maybe there is such a thing, but I've never heard of it. Anyone? On top of that, if the furnace does somehow heat her water, then wouldn't the furnace require oil and be running a lot of the time? This, after she claims to heat only with wood. Someone enlighten me.
Yes, oil is way too expensive for her (so she says) and that is why she only heats with wood. If that's the case then why worry about having a furnace. She might have a hot water heater than somehow runs off of the furnace. Who knows, she has a very old house.She needs to suck it up and warm pots of water for a bath on the stove. She's a one person household for crying out loud.I love how she has these "emergencies" and they always expose some sort of lie.ie Using the furnace vs only using wood to heat; not being able to afford oil for furnace vs must have oil in furnace if it is supposed to be working. Jenna is a compulsive liar.
Heat water for a bath? She won't need to do that! Ha ha ha.Maybe to wash dishes....unless she just puts them in the freezer for them to clean.I'm not sure what she would need a lot of hot for.
Lol HD! I didn't think about how Jenna rarely bathes when I posted that. Really she doesn't need it at all. A pan of water on the stove heated to do dishes and that's about it.Of course she doesn't say what broke on the furnace last year. Probably because that was a lie too.
My guess is that IF the furnace was broken in 2015, she didn't have it repaired. She probably bathed in the river all of this past summer and now it's too cold. My advice to Jenna: Suck it up, Buttercup.
Refusing to drink before 5 pm ? Only if that's how you usually hide from your problems. Because, really, that would solve everything, right?. The furnace isn't the issue if that's how the water was heated it would have been running all these years which means she would have been buying oil and been unable to both turn off the furnace and still have hot water.
FB post comment on Birchthorn post from yesterday:Fact: we miss you, my hot tub misses you too.-Patty WesnerThat is random and so bizarre.
With all of her "emergencies" she's found the time to tweet multiple times and post on Facebook this morning.If you were really doing all that she claims to have done so far today, she wouldn't have time to go to the laptop to post repeatedly.How dumb does she think her readers are? What a psychotic nut job!
Hound Doggy- you may have to repost anon 12:32 if it goes missing. I have reposted it several times now, logged in and out and even changed browsers and it keeps disappearing. Just a heads up! Thanks
12:35 might need a repost not 12:32
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Jenna..Artist, Graphic Artist, Celeb Super Fan, Dr...": "1/31/2009 tooth abscess getting a root canal after several visits to the dentist.10/26/2011 CAF has 4 cords of stacked wood thanks to Antlerstock attendees. Now with 2 woodstoves heating 1100 sq. ft ready for snow. Roof needs repaired as noted by a professional, small patch job done until 2012. Winter stall built inside the barn so Jasper has a safe warm place to ride out the worst of winter.6/11/12 Dentist appointment before old insurance runs out due to self employment.2/2015- abscessed tooth cracked driving home (truck with late inspection, cracked windshield and bad 02 sensor, bursted pipes, court date and late mortgage)3/7/15 saving for a root canal3/17/15 tooth ache gone after several visits to the doctor for antibiotics. In need of a root canal. Send money now and work will start on them sometime in April.May 2015 Friday arrives ($1000.00 plus shipping by plane costs)6/28/15 Fly fishing, swimming everyday, vacation from blogging, travel, but still need a root canal. 7/14/15 Season Pass Sale for workshops- to save for a root canal (anyone who purchased these sure were out of luck 2016-no workshops)10/23/15 No Hot Water for Months. Used solar shower all summer long. Furnace broke. Didn't want to talk about money online so never mentioned it all summer long. Didn't want to bother people about money though needed it to stop the creepy guy in the red van and the electric company banging on door demanding $. Root Canal done, 6 cords of wood bought, all credit cards paid off, plumbing and furnace fixed. "I'm broke but I'm rich."5/20/16 string of bad luckmac broke because selzer spilled on it, cracked filling which will be repaired 6/16 and truck stopped working.6/30/16 Dentist visit (hole in molar) and eyeglass visit. Paid for eye exam through subscription donations, but need $ for eye wear. Paid for tooth exam through art sold, but still need work done. No healthcare insurance. Application for employment sent to me." tooth problems, roof problems, truck won't start, furnace brokefly fishing, swimming, binge watching netflix, drinkingnew jeans, movie tickets, hair extensions, audio bookstooth problems, roof problems, truck won't start, furnace brokewash rinse repeat p.s. does Jenna even have any teeth left? Posted by Anonymous to ColdAntlerShamToo at December 1, 2016 at 12:35 PM
It's almost funny when you read it all at once.
And very uncreative. Maybe she should find a new crisis, like a hip replacement. That should get some traction.
This is gold. Please someone with access post it on her blog and FB.
Another question re: "Name of the Wind" she says "shit's going down, you need to get in on the ground floor." I understand they're going to make a movie. Why do I have to buy and read all the books? I could just watch the movie without reading any books. What good will it do her to be in on the ground floor? Will they pay her for something?
She was just a year behind on the Hamilton train so she wants to prove that she's following this collaboration from the start. I refuse to let her ruin my appreciation of Lyn Manuel Maranda and Hamilton with all her fan girl posting now
It's hard, isn't it? I don't care that she's late to the party, but it bugs me that she acts like somehow she discovered it. "Guys, you gotta listen to this!"
I had to laugh when I saw readers suggesting she throw some grass seed down for the newly created ruts in her yard.My first thought was she'll wait until she has a workshop and make her attendees do it. And then I remembered..she's way too busy critiquing movies and Broadway shows to have a workshop. lol
I wish she'd put Merlin in the barn and throw the goats out with the sheep. Goats hate rain and would use the shelter (sheep or Merlin's old one). Then Merlin would have someplace a bit warmer.
Is it normal to have such frequent dental problems at only 34? Perhaps her dental routine is as haphazard as her personal hygiene.......
Not normal. I had problems younger but I was pregnant and nutrients were going to the baby. This tells me her nutrition is deficient. You can't eat one meal a day of pork and kale and keep your body strong and healthy.
I'd bet she only brushes her teeth as often as she showers. Not very.
Her current profile picture on Facebook...da fuck is wrong with her hair? I have never seen hair extensions look so awful.
I'm not on Facebook but had to check out her picture after seeing your post. Sweet baby Jesus, it is atrocious.That smirk is irksome. How can she possibly look at that photo and want other people to see it?She is delusional AF!
I had to go peek now too and see what everyone was talking about. Seems to me she is trying to look like some of her celeb crashes but the extensions have gone horribly wrong.
Cold Antler Sham too should have its own Facebook page. I still don't get why there's no twitter. That's a great way to nail her, tweet the link to this page to EVERYTHING she says. Spread the truth about all her lies.
Yes I totally agree! On Twitter, we could tweet the link to everyone she tweets at and we can put "at Cold Antler Farm" instead of @coldantlerfarm so the people know who the link is referring to but it won't show up to Jenna. She may eventually see it when stalking their Twitter but at least it won't show up to her as soon as its sent. That would definitely spread the word!
Someone just needs to do it. I'm already busy with my own Twitter account, or I'd create one.
OK I'm even more confused now. From FB: JW: "I fixed the boiler!" First it was a hot water tank, then a furnace, now a boiler? WTF?
Lol. According to Wikipedia a boiler could be used for hot water, as well as central heating. But it still has to be heated somehow. It still needs to be energized by some kind of fuel. Known in North America as a furnace...
The biggest problem Jenna has faced in the last 3 years is that she grew tired of the persona she was trying to create- farmer and homesteader. For her $charity to keep running she felt that she must appeal to all ranges of people- mostly people like herself (dreamers, gamers, fantasizers, people sick of cubicles, people who would always live in the city but want to live on a farm, people who were curious about homesteading and working from home). Right time, right place, and right idea justified quitting a full time job with benefits to stay home.But farmer she isn't. Full-time farmers would consider her a hobby farmer or perhaps something even less than that. The definition of a farmer is someone who manages their farm. She isn't a homesteader either because the entire premise of homesteading is self-sufficiency. "Homesteading is characterized by subsistence agriculture, preservation of foodstuffs and small scale production of textiles, craftwork, foodstuffs and household goods for use or for sale."When Jenna started it several years back is sure sounded good. Quit job, take the day at a leisurely pace, start and stop whenever she wanted, lay back and reap the rewards of the land. But without fixing her infrastructure or at least learning how to do the little things everything is falling down around her. Her begging for a truck for her flawed narrative vs. utilizing the ones she already had and trying to maintain and fix them has her constantly begging readers for repair $. Same as all her stock. By now she should have some good breeding stock, but she doesn't because she sells it off every year to maintain her mortgage. Even the littlest thing like train her dogs so that the investment her readers made in them was worth it all. Instead she has two house dogs that do very little of what they were bred to do and they sleep with her every night.It's a shame she thought trying to work hard and actually fit the narrative of farmer was too much or too boring or not exciting or lucrative enough for her. By now with a lot of hard work she could have a nice little homestead with a productive garden, good breeding stock, well trained dogs and secure fencing and buildings for her livestock. The enormous amounts of $ she has received have been used instead to fix an non-performing vehicle (like the 3 or 4th she has trashed) and a mortgage she cannot afford on a un-productive 6 acres. The narrative in its place is someone who will do anything she can to distract from the reality -that this plan of her failed. Failed. The only reason she mentions CAF is to fund her pop culture, shopping, and booze addiction. She needs the props and the land to manipulate her readers into sending money to save the farm when all they are really doing is allowing her to stay home just one more day, week, year...
Yep. If you take the farmer/homesteader element out of Jenna's identity, she's not all that interesting--just one more person addicted to social media and Netflix streaming who happens to have a weird thing for hawks and medieval weaponry. But if you add farmer into the mix, then suddenly she's really something--an independent woman scraping a living out of every scrappy day who's also a falconer, a pig herder, a cheesemaker, a writer and illustrator and who loves Gilmore Girls and Hamilton. Cool!I'm curious how many of her current crop of FB commenters have come to her page and persona via social media (a shared FB post, a retweeted tweet), and aren't that invested in homesteading or farming, but just think it's cool that Jenna's an independent hipster.And I wonder how many of her current crop of fans have no idea about the Birchthorn debacle or the years of wolves at the door and cracked teeth? My guess is Jenna without the baggage is lot more easy to cheer on and love.
I consider myself a hobby farmer because I work a full-time job off the farm. I raise a herd of fiber and milk goats on 10 acres, a flock of 20 layers, sometimes turkeys as well, and take in a variety of wildlife rehab projects. I rotate the crew on several pastures which are also rotationally planted with flowers which we cut for market, where we also sell a line of 20 plus soap varieties and about 10 other natural cosmetic products made with our milk, and original art, including some fiber. We use about an acre of our land for a kitchen garden, and rotate chicken pastures for an annual pumpkin patch which produces enough for us and pretty much anyone we know who wants winter squash. We have another acre or so devoted to fruit trees, we can fruit and veg that we don't use or share during the growing season. We cut wood from our own woods to burn-no brainer!, and one year we attempted to grow and cut our own hay for all the goats, but we need to tweak that one before we do it again. Again, I am a hobby farmer. I would be extremely offended if someone called JW a hobby farmer. She is nothing but a lazy-ass poser.
I've got to ask- is it normal for a dog to always be lying down? It seems like most of the pictures of Gibson over the last few weeks are of him lying down. He's even laying down in the picture taken of him and Friday outside in the snow. I don't remember him lying down as much in previous years. Maybe it is just his particular disposition, but my brothers border collie is full of energy. It would be very doubtful you could even get her to sit still long enough for pictures. She is 10 and a full-time working dog. I've had three border collies in the past who were quite peppy and restless even at 10 and 11 years old. Again, though they were all working dogs. Maybe the fact that neither of those dogs do anything, besides sit at her feet and sleep in her bed, it makes them low energy and lazy?
If they did nothing, the dogs would be high energy and crazy. They might not do anything productive, but just running back and forth as you do your chores makes a difference. As soon as I tell my dogs to stay, they lie down, so this could be the case here. A dog that you couldn't get to sit still for a photo, hasn't had much training IMO
I get what you are saying- restless equals not working and tired may mean working. We've had a couple of border collie's who even after a full day of work seemed to want to work more. One of them we gave to a family who had quite a bit more work for her than we had. She's worked out fine for them. I think my brother's border collie's are very well trained and have an excellent capacity for work. They are given commands throughout the day and have always followed them well. We've never had them sit for photos, but I am sure they would. They have no problem following the command to sit etc. I guess my observation was more photos of Gibson throughout time have had him up and alert whereas in the last few months every photo is of him laying down with a sulky look to his face. Maybe it's just the type of photo she wants?
Hopefully today is the day the hawk escapes her captor.
Didn't Jenna go through great lengths at one time to distance herself from 'poodles'? Now she has become one. Hair extensions, makeup, designer jeans. I understand people evolve and interests change. But this is a total 180.
Her problem with poodles is envy. Remember how she commented that one of them had perfectly made up eyes, with perfect liner that she couldn't acheive if she practiced for years?
yes, I remember how she used to brag about being smelly and dirty in the midst of poodles when she went into town. She was so condescending about it...You hit the nail on the head - she can crow all she wants about how she wouldn't have her scrappy life any other way - - but the capital T Truth is she is envious of women (esp pretty women) who have disposable income, health insurance, a 401k, etc.
She sure did. And she was definitely condescending about it too. Years ago she wrote with great pride about how her nails were short because she works hard and how she doesn't wear makeup basically because she is just so "real". I also remembered the posts where she would brag about going to town and being stared at because she was dirty. And Jenna being Jenna of course made it sound like going to town in this way was the coolest shit anyone has ever done. Ever. The poodles just didn't get her and she was damn glad for it. Now she wastes money she supposedly does not have on the very things she used to write about with derision. She is a hypocrite and an arrogant ass.
And of women who have human life partners. That is one of her biggest hang-ups because with her reputation she knows there's a real possibility that she will never have one. She is beyond jealous of women who have someone to share the work around the house, financial costs, etc. It's much easier for her to act like only "poodles" lead the lives that she envies rather than have others know that she's failed in her personal life goals.
Can you imagine if any real farmer patted him or herself on the back for going to town with dirty jeans and work boots? And then ran home to blog about it because it is just so amazing? That's Jenna for you. Whatever she is doing, she thinks it is so damn special. Just the other day she came in from the cold people! On top of that, get this... she entered a warm house! Crazy right? Truly earth shattering stuff. Wish I had thought to do that when I was outside. Of course she had to write about this amazing feat so her fans would know she deserves their adulation.
That blog post put the C in condescending and the E in envy. Wolves and Poodles- the title itself is condescending all on its own. She wrote it like it was supposed to be an equal praise for both, but in fact totally diminished the woman with children and stereotyped her while building up the badass wolf. The irony was the very things that Jenna pointed out that the wolf could do that were far different from what the poodle could do she herself cannot do. For instance she was buying wood at Stewart's. Buying wood, not chopping and stacking wood. In one of her sentences where she means to distinguish herself she writes that her species can go home and chop a tree down, haul it out of the woods with a draft horse and heat her home the way homes were once heated long before Edison etc. Yet there she is buying wood someone else has cut up, and like the hipster she really is loading it into her truck. Some might look at her as a camper, a weekender, but surely not a local homesteader buying wood from Stewart's. She had the woman all figured out right down to the Victorian House and lover in her bed at night, along with regular spa treatments and mall trips. This blog post should have been named Envy. Because it was quite apparent, with all the time spent detailing this woman's life, it is one Jenna may have always wanted to live. There is an awful lot of shallow things about this woman mentioned, that Jenna has no way of knowing to be true. Perfect eyeliner, fabulous wardrobe, and warm car. A perfect little nuclear family out for hot cocoa before a trip to a ski resort." She claims to envy this woman's beauty and wardrobe. Not her motherhood, or how well the children look, or that she has managed to apply make-up while being a Mom to several children. Just her make-up and wardrobe.She also makes the statement of this woman stopping anywhere along the way to buy meat, whereas she herself strings her bow and goes hunting for hers. In this statement she is refusing to admit her own reality and that is she buys meat regularly from farm stands all summer long. And come winter she buys food in town. She has never killed a deer even though she states she goes out hunting. She doesn't even butcher her own livestock. The blog post is filled with false narrative and her very own stereotypical views of anyone that is not living the life she perceives that she is living. It's surely not a post written by a feminist and she should stop calling herself one. She writes as if she is the wolf. But she is not -proven by the fact the very things she claims wolves do she does not do. She writes that she is not a poodle, because even though she envies the wardrobe and eyeliner she is above such things being a badass wolf. One life is shallow and carefree full of materialism and the other is hardwork, sacrifice and survival. The irony is the very life she believes the beautiful woman to be living, is in fact the life she is now living-shallow, carefree and full of materialism. And the woman--well with kids she is sacrificing, no doubt working hard to keep her head above water and survive.
In a wierd way that poodle vs wolf post makes her a racist and sexist. But, jealous will do.
I thought it thoroughly proved time and again deep-seated misconceptions about women. Reading it I felt like I was reading a post written by a 80 something close minded reclusive man who hadn't heard the news yet- women are involved, a part of, and well established in the military, the government, the homesteading scene, top health positions, even astronauts and so much more. It's not news that women are having it all raising both children and establishing themselves in very high paying high profile careers. Women have been living by themselves and doing for themselves since mid 1860's in this country. I come from a whole family of women that either lost their husbands or unfortunately in my mom's case left them. No men around in early childhood for either sets of grandmothers, or my own mom. We learned how to change tires, distributor caps, milk cows, raise babies, pound shingles in our roof, even paint our barn and help birth calves and lambs alone. How many other women out there have lived this exact life going back to pioneer days? Her post is oppressive, short-sighted and narrow minded. It's very divisive post. Women who farm aren't women in nice vehicles, dressed nicely with the ability to put on their eyeliner perfect? I beg to differ.Women who aren't homesteaders are poodles? Women who are should call themselves wolves? She wants to be a poodle and she wants to be a wolf, but she is neither. She's a jealous, immature woman who has no clue who she wants to be. She's trying so hard to be bad, but everything in her life and what she has made of it cries helpless and dependent.
The poodle piece was hella anti-feminist and I'm pleased to see so many here saying so. What an absolutely presumptuous shitbag she was to even dare to imagine that woman's life, particularly the implication that she was living on easy street. Jenna's insecurities and jealousies are so glaringly obvious to even the most obtuse reader. I don't think Jenna likes being feral-lady-farmer of the woods. I think it's the only place she thought she'd stand out or could hope to fit in. She can't cut it as the typical middle class suburban professional/wife/mother and so she set sail for other shores. Jenna is very much a basic bougie white woman, that woman at Stewart's is who she wanted to be. And so she trashed her on her blog to elevate her self and life. In her mind, in the minds of her blog readers. Hardly a week goes by that she doesn't pen a post or comment that can't be seen as trying to convince herself that her life is good. She's more a prisoner than a free agent at this point.
I'm guessing she is trying to get the attention of Hollywood to either be on television or to be a screen writer.
Even if she has the stupid luck to get hired in Hollywood, all it will take is one missed deadline for them to kick her ass back to the "farm"
All I know is that when I hear someone whine about not having money to fix their roof, their truck, their dog, their furnace/boiler/hot water heater, etc. while they are unemployed and doing nothing to change it, I have NO sympathy. I don't care who you are or how special you think you are, go find a damn job.Of course, when anyone helpfully suggests actually getting work, she scoffs and declares that she makes more money doing logos and crappy art than she would actually working. What a load of crap! If that were true, then she would not be constantly whining about one financial crisis after another. Jenna obviously thinks that her fans are too stupid to come to this conclusion themselves. It is much easier for her to sit on her ass and concoct one fake "emergency" after another and wait for her fans to fund her lazy lifestyle. Why anyone would send her money or even admire her from afar is a complete mystery. She is literally just a lazy woman who refuses to get a job to solve her own damn problems. How sad that she has no personal pride and is not above allowing those poor saps to fund her life. In fact, she welcomes it.
Exactly. Sell something, get a part time extra job, sell some animals, get a roommate, do something to change the situation. When you do exactly the same things over and over, and things are still bad, there needs to be a different change. How many of all of us have had to do something like that. A temporary part time job, sell something of value, etc. She just keeps working that charity pump and its obviously working or else she would have to do what everyone else does. Get a part time job, sell something, cut back or borrow. No sympathy here from me either. And I have helped her several times. Not even a thank you. Beware, do not feed the Jenna Woginrich beast.
Definitely Anon 10:01! I have zero sympathy for Jenna. She is a miserable failure by her own hand.Mentally ill, unemployed, zero work ethic, washed up writing career at 32/33 yrs of age (due largely in part to screwing over supporters of Birchthorn to the tune of $15,000), living donation to donation and scam to scam, the house that she cannot afford is falling down around her, pets and livestock aren't cared for properly, unreliable vehicle that she is running into the ground like so many others before it, lack of personal hygiene, rotten teeth due to unhealthy lifestyle, budding alcoholic, compulsive liar and has a family who seem to have washed their hands of her.You would think Jenna would be ready to change her life for the good. Yet with all of that she finds it easier to remain as she is.
Yep. That badass, scrappy, lone woman on the mountain is living her life the way she wants by crying and whining about every supposed emergency she has. Nothing is more pathetic than watching someone who has the gall to whine about their financial problems publicly while doing absolutely nothing to fix it. I don't feel the least bit sorry for her either. Jenna, get your lazy, able bodied ass out there and get a real job. Take care of your own damn shit if you are so supposedly badass. Coming up with fake emergencies to get well-meaning people to give you donations is not a job Jenna. In fact, it is sickening. Living alone in a falling down house with animals that you can barely afford because you walked away from a good, secure job does not make you tough or scrappy, it makes you stupid. Grow up.
The problem with the response of she is making more selling logos is that you can sell all the logos in the world, but if you aren't using the money to fix anything what's the point?
Yes and she obviously isn't making the money selling logos or she wouldn't panic every time she has a vehicle or household maintenance issue come up.If she does make more selling logos, that was a crappy paying job that she left. Instead of not working ever again, here's an idea: Get a job that pays more than the last job you had.At this point, she must know that the odds of anyone wanting to hire her are nil. If they simply googled her they would find more than enough reasons not too.
You mean her "10 clients" are a lie? Say it ain't so. I own a small company, and would never hire her for anything. She has a rotten reputation.
It's the definition of insanity, doing the same thing over and over, but hoping for different results.
Jenna's obvious untreated mental illness is more than likely keeping her out the workplace. A potential employer would see how loony she is within the first five minutes of speaking with her.Can you imagine what a terrible coworker she would be? Jenna thinks she knows it all, thinks everyone should be greatful to spend time with her, doesn't have any manners and she smells! If Jenna happened to get hired, she would never make it through a probation period!Now she doesn't have a choice, she is stuck with "self employment" if you can even call it that. Soon she may find herself sleeping under a bridge somewhere wheeling her various animals around in shopping carts! Jenna's only hope is that Patty might let her live in one of her outbuildings.
Jenna wants the perks in life that are only earned through sweat and hard work. She has hobbies that are so beyond her financial ability it's ludicrous. Falconry and horse ownership are things that Jenna Woginrich cannot afford.Rather than working hard and making those hobbie a future goal, like a child she has to have immediate gratification that can only be accomplished through lies and taking money from strangers.
It's ironic that her last name has rich in it. It's too bad that she's far from it, and will likely never be prosperous. There are too many of us now, who are on to her wily ways.
Jenna via Twitter:"Later this afternoon I will live tweet butter churning. You think I'm joking? I am Jenna Fucking Woginrich."She should be joking because that's one of the most insane things to ever come out of Jenna's mouth. A monkey could churn butter and it is far from exciting. That would be like live tweeting while plunging a toilet.Keep patting yourself on the back, ya moron.
"live tweeting while plunging a toilet"LOL!
I think the hospital released Kanye to make room to bring Jenna in. Girl needs some serious help.
She continues to dig her crumbling ditch deeper, sounding more pathetically wacky by the day - and the material penned by the cast of CAST commenters gets better and better. Love it. Snowflake Woginrich, quite the material provider - in ways she doesn't intend.
She's live tweeting the shaking of a jar of heavy cream.P.S. Jenna is nuts.
And nothing says sadass like constantly cursing for no discernible reason.
I like "sadass" much better than badass! Jenna is most definitely a sadass! LOL!
This morning I put on my fleece lined flannel shirt that was hanging on a peg by the back door, laced up my well worn L.L. Bean boots and headed to the back yard. I picked up the poop scoop that I purchased 30 years ago from a now defunct mom and pop hardware store and got to work cleaning the yard.After my strenuous chore was done, I left my muddy boots on a mat by the door and headed into a warm house after being out in the cold. I put the kettle on the stove in anticipation of a steaming hot cup of tea while I unloaded and reloaded the dishwasher.Darlings, my only hope for you is that you have an amazing, heroic morning like mine. Because I am Anonymous Effin Anonymous!
Lol!! Tomorrow join Jenna as she live Tweets walking to the mail box!
You are brilliant and amazing, AEA. And I'm wearing my L.L. Bean fleece lined flannel hoodie (my fav garment in throw-on-land) - while wasting time between indoor chores. My mug of tea was steaming as well, thank goodness, since my apt is freezing. We are strong and brave - and still mesmerized by our obnoxiously special NY flake.
The "Darlings" did me in. Now, I'm laughing out loud. Unfortunately, my steaming cup of coffee got cold today. And I also have an L.L. Bean jacket. You have local competition, Jenna Woginbitch.
Kudos AEA, that was a good one, love Freshkin
I cleaned the cat's box this morning and made coffee at the SAME TIME!!!
You have earned the Snowflake Of The Day award. Way to go! High five!
What an amazing writer you are. How bad ass can you get, making coffee and sifting cat poop at the same time! Crying.
People Jenna isn't poor and she already has a full time job of soliciting money from strangers online. She make a more money not working.
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I found some reviews of "Barnheart" at Goodreads. Some of them are scathing. They really nailed Snowflake. "At first I enjoyed this book (yay! Farmy stuff!!!). But the book quickly devolves. Each chapter seems to run along the same lines: author wants something, author complains about never being able to have what she wants despite it's righteous roots, the stars align and author gets what she wanted through means of both "hard work" and incredible kismet ("wow! it's like the universe knows Me and is rewarding me!") author talks about how awesome she is and how even seasoned farmers thinks so. Of course it is also peppered with a lot of "why doesn't anyone love me?!" "Nobody wants to be my friend!" "ALL Vermonters snub me because I'm an outsider!" And my personal favorite, "here is a chapter about how much better I am than the guy down the street...because he built a barn and didn't put animals in it, but rather a recording studio! What a prick! How dare he go to the trouble of matching the landscape! Why didn't he just gift the barn to me?! I would use it responsibly! The world is so backwards!" Oh. My.I understand that many people find her inspiring, which is great. I did not get that from this book. Her first book, although a bit corny was better than this. She comes off incredibly conceited and whiny here. The end. (less)"
Good find, Redhorse. I read some of the reviews and there were a few common threads among them, like: smug, spoiled, irresponsible and immature. Here's a few of my faves: "she is trying so hard to find a connection with this place she has been for a year. Finding "home" at a corner convenience store...She has no place to live and a butt load of animals. What should you do? Buy another freaking dog. Good idea, lady. So irresponsible. All of it. Her whole life is flying by the seat of her pants, adding to the mess by buying more sheep, goats, dogs, and poultry. Admittedly broke but buying more to the point she buys a farm she can barely afford. Really. I get the point of the book and what she was trying to get across by writing it but she comes off as a spoiled child who moves from one shiny object to the next.""Disappointing. The author is smug and immature. This "memoir" chronicles one "gotta have it" after another. She wants to be a farmer, she wants to be a shephard, she wants a truck, she wants a goat to walk like a dog....it's one chapter after another describing her impulsive and momentary obsessive desires. I found that she equates real farm animals to toys, and once the novelty of the goat wore off, on to the next new toy/animal. I don't recommend this book to anyone looking to her for sound, grounded advice. She doesn't stay with anything long enough to quantify herself as a farmer, shephard, etc…..The entire story lacks integrity.""…I found Jenna extremely immature and pretty judgmental for someone who was constantly complaining about being judged. She was not in the position to have the farm she was trying to establish, and just because you slightly exceed animal control's care requirements does not mean you are taking good care of your animals. If anyone questioned her methods of housing and caring for her animals she accused them of not being educated in the ways of farming...She took on a lot and was constantly moving on to new projects. It didn't seem like she gave any one thing enough attention. There are far better farming memoirs out there."
LOVE those reviews! They hit the nail on the head!Great find!
You all are so funny. Thanks for making my Friday. And, in case your all waiting with baited breath, I had lunch at 3:00. Can I get a standing ovation for this major accomplishment?
Woot! Woot! Way to go! Because your m'effing anonymous, that's why!
A effin mazing! I'm listening through the Hamilton Mixtape for the 2nd time (after a day's work and cooking dinner) and haven't tweeted about it once. "Anonymous; we get the job done!"
Well, I'm a few steps ahead of you Anonymous 5:41 as I am the first person to discover how magnificent the Hamilton play is. I also built a time machine out of popsicle sticks, dog hair and hawk shit and traveled back in time and had dinner with Alexander Hamilton. Can this scrappy gal getta retweet?!
Anon 5:41 bows to your eminence, greatness, and general hipster cool
We are all so effing amazing. Anons should rise up and show the world what cool, hip, accomplished people were. Yes, I think we should, but let's all make coffee first, then come in outta the cold to a warm house...that would put us over the top on the amazing effing cool scale:)
Michael Jackson says it best in "Dangerous"She's So DangerousThe Girl Is So DangerousTake Away My MoneyThrow Away My TimeYou Can Call Me Honey (darlin')But You're No Damn Good For Me
Ack! Forgot the other stanza: The Girl Was PersuasiveThe Girl I Could Not TrustThe Girl Was BadThe Girl Was Dangerous
Newsflash, timeline Jackson NY, at that dump where the turkeys are on the road, sheep break out and Merlin plays hide and go seekHelicopters and sirens were heard over the infamous CAF after a 911 call came in: "I made butter" claimed the hair extended victim. Calls from around the country verified that the victim had been seen on Twitter and were worried that "the scary guy in a red van" had her churning at gunpoint. Mom was called and confirmed that her daughter had always been happy with Sheds Spread and that this was not her usual high fat behavior. The FBI are on the case as the victim is also under suspicion of inter-state fiddle fraud. She is armed with a hawk and dangerous, if you see this person - run your fat Ass for 13.5 miles. It will be a sleepless night in the old town tonite, Birchthorn indeed!
Bwahahaha anon 7:06! Hair extended LOL! Fiddle fraud LOL!Little known fact- in the movie Bridesmaids during the airplane scene when a drugged up Kristin Wigg freaks out because she sees "a colonial woman churning butter on the airplane wing," it was actually a cameo appearance by none other than our precious Snowflake, Jenna Woginbitch.She's famous y'all!
Omg, we're getting slap-happy and some rowdy. It's that mountain farm sourced Bees Knees mead that done it to us: extry good with a dollop of melted-freshly-live-tweeted-churned butter and a lil slop of bourbon added!
Imagine, for a moment, the joyous hysteria that would accompany the writing, production and performance of: Cold Antler Lazy Daze, a Veryork Tragicomic Revue and Fundraiser: all proceeds to benefit the Merlin Woginrich Foundation for Lonely, Cold, Bored, and Underused Fantasy and Prop Animals. I would hope that one of the 1st sponsors to come aboard in time for pre-production creative meetings would be Depends.
Crap someone named Vonne broke through in the comments section on the blogThe ramparts are being breached, Westworld Farm is starting to implode, let freedom ring!!!I was just reading through your Before Dark comments. Do you make it a habit of inviting folks to comment then jump down their throats when they do? I read Hart's comment as saying - too bad dogs aren't like humans then you could tape their toes together!Touchy much?!? VonneDecember 2, 2016 at 2:51 AM
I wonder why she let that through? Must be looking for sympathy or is ready to rant.
Did she remove Vonnie's comment? I didn't see it but Jenna said some anonymous person called her out on her comment to Hart.
JW: "Hart, if I did jump down your throat up there because I read it as "Jenna didnt tape the toe, poor Gibson" and not "dogs don't have thumbs" I am sorry. Someone called me on that and I just knee-jerked because the comment had an anonymous profile. WHich to me is a red flag."Paranoid much?????
She actually said she was sorry?!??I didn't think she was capable.What next?......a thank you?
She apologized because she read this blog and also had to probably delete 50 comments that she was wrong.I guess if enough people say you're harming your brand, business survival says to give them peeps an apology and a 25 cent coupon off a new logo
HD that's crazy talk. Thank You is not in Jenna's limited vocabulary.
I just saw this and it totally made me think of Jenna."Did you know that Narcissist spelled backwards is asshole? Hey, if they can make shit up, so can we."
So, Woginbeest has her pundit hat on tonight and cranked out another regrettable political post which (surprise, surprise) has started a spat amongst the fan base. This caught my eye:EH: I have been trying so hard to stay out of this ugliness. You know me and my family, Jenna. I remember my daughter chasing your chickens around. Those were simpler times. We have a little boy now, maybe we can come up and visit. We're always good for a donation, too. Just let us know what you need.I'm sorry but I'm dying here. This shit is so absurd it's laughable. This woman has to remind Jenna that she knows her family, she's so close to Jenna that she needs to bring her up to speed on the latest expansion of said family. "We're always good for a donation"???? "Let us know what you need"?? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?? Jenna is not needy she's just greedy. She's got a degree, she can hold down a job. How does a grown woman compel other adults to donate to her just because she's chosen the slovenly path in life? It's like nothing I've seen before. This woman almost sounds like she's trying to bribe her way into JDub's life. Maybe we can visit followed by we're good for donations, let us know what you need? Jenna proudly called herself a misanthrope earlier this week and doubled down when someone cajoled her about it. It's probably the one time you can be sure she's not lying. No one with any feeling for others could take their resources, money, time, all under the guise of fake friendship without having more than a little contempt for them. Jenna doesn't care about anyone but Jenna.
I'm not surprised that she calls herself a misanthrope. Ironically, she's equally despised by many people.
EH is a classic example of the Hare Jenna cult of hipster elitism that has too much dough for theri own good. EH is probably crying into her organic green tea about Trump and making weird random acts of kindness as her karmatic bargain to feel less triggered by the bad old racists about to take over the govmint.Sorry EH but JW wants you to get down lower and make that donation sing a little higher, you visited the farm now pay up
"She's got a degree, she can hold down a job. How does a grown woman compel other adults to donate to her just because she's chosen the slovenly path in life? "You summed up Jenna perfectly in that one sentence Anon 8:37!
So, I skimmed through #butterchurningLIVE and noticed that the bulk of the work was done by Gibson wearing the jar in a dog backpack. Gibson. With a "broken toe." Was asked to run around farm to churn butter.With a "broken toe."Either she is a big, fat, liar or she does NOT care about that dog one iota. Or both.
My money is on big fat liar!
She's selling "Gibson Churned Dog Butter" on Ebay, $99 an ounce. You also get a postcard of yourself as a Disney character and some dirt from the farm. Hare Jenna!!
Darlin,' Jenna promises to spit in it for an extra $20.
Be Your Own Disney Princess (Or Special Snowflake). It's her typical sycophantic fans, with a few critical comments:Blogger Lisa Martin said... Jenna, you are so talented! Your "Almost Dark" post from a few days ago has really stuck with me. You are brave and talented and have such a flair for writing. Know that you have touched someone in the Midwest! December 1, 2016 at 4:08 PMBlogger Kate said... oh nice! Not your usual run of princess... December 1, 2016 at 6:43 PMBlogger bookkm said... Looking for the love button, here. December 1, 2016 at 7:20 PMBlogger Vkl said... I was just reading through your Before Dark comments. Do you make it a habit of inviting folks to comment then jump down their throats when they do? I read Hart's comment as saying - too bad dogs aren't like humans then you could tape their toes together! Touchy much?!? Vonne December 2, 2016 at 2:51 AMBlogger Kate said... You are such a good artist and writer! have you thought of writing a children's book, even just of Jenna on the farm and in the hills? I would buy something like that for my daughters any day, both for the art and for the role model! December 2, 2016 at 6:04 AMBlogger Diana said... Love it! December 2, 2016 at 7:54 AMBlogger Luke Seymour said... how's your tooth? I heard you were having problems with those chompers again :(
Oh where, oh where has my Birchthorn gone?Oh where, oh where can it be?With its chapters cut shortAnd its deadline so longOh where, oh where can it be?
Send $129 via PayPal to:Birchthorn LocationPO Box 666Lagos, NigeriaWe will let you know everything
Birchthorn was just as bad as a Nigerian email scam.Deposit $15,000 into this account and we will pass on an inheritance of one million dollars. Or if you are really lucky, an eBook of sub-par writing.
If you go to JW's Kickstarter page you will see the cover of Birchthorn which has taken her a year or so to create and this "If I ever do a Kickstarter again it will be after the book is created, edited, and ready to print!" Has it ever taken someone so long to create less? The only motivation I see for her to publish an ebook is to start another fundraiser. We all know there will never be a paperback or hardcover Birchthorn.
Quote from my husband - "Man, she pissed off a lot of people! She's dumb." I had him read a Birchthorn post back when the Kickstarter came out & he thought the writing was boring & not good. I remember him saying "why does she need a Kickstarter to write a book? Don't most people just write books and get them published? How can you sell a product before you have a product?" She just doesn't make any sense.
Why does she need a kick starter to write a book?Agreed because good writers wouldn't. Jenna isn't talented enough to get a book deal with an advance. I'm sure Snowflake had always dreamt of getting one.Well, thanks to Kickstarter she did.Now, thanks to screwing that up, other publishers won't touch her with a ten foot pole. Jenna is publishing poison.
I was wondering why she left a pile of wood in front of her house getting soaked in two days of rain. Then I saw her heathens are coming over today. Question answered.
What a lazy ass!
Same as last fall (or the one before maybe), when she must have left her wood delivery hanging out on the lawn for WEEKS until her worker bees arrived. She was doing those dumb Lookie MeMeMe vlogs, propping the laptop on something and doing a face plant barely 12" from it, all the better to allow us to admire her astonishing eyebrow/lipstick efforts. Oh, and she was kind enough to share some nifty grooming products for the sweaty/greasy yet SO busy but leading authentic non-poodleish rural lives (and bathing facility-less, apparently) yet still going for the illusion of decent grooming: remember the best dry shampoo, tough cool-girl boy-brand deodorant, etc? Bunch of other great tips I've sadly forgotten. Baby wipes, maybe? Those were amazing homesteader ideas - a regular Whole Earth vlog for the hardy chore-doing yet not wishing to offend among us.All there was to see beyond her awkwardly made up countenance was the occasional wandering Lucas cameo, maybe a Fri bounce about, and the (apparently wishing to highlight!?) giant pile of moldering wood in the background - ala NoShame Lazypants SingleHeathen Scammin Gal's Dreamworld.
She posted a picture of her dumb dogs on Reddit, and didn't receive any responses. It's just another lame "Look at me!" maneuver:When the Cool Kids make fun of your backpack... (i.redd.it)submitted 1 day ago by Shieldmare to /r/aww commentshare
When the cool kids don't fall for your look at me b.s.
(Sung to the tune of Green Acres theme song)Cold antler, with my dogs and horseE-begging is my income sourceI really need some wood and hayKeep your cubies but send a few bucks my wayBad luck!Broke truck!Oh no!Broke toe!So do me some goodAnd come stack my woodSo Netflix I can watch
Good morning Ladies!Jenna via Twitter:"Well, guess we shouldn't have gone hunting where the deer hunters camp was last week! Aya found their stash! https://t.co/cUO62WtpMr"Well, Jenna, you are supposed to eventually release your captive hawk and she will need to be self sufficient. Why begrudge her of that? If you cared for her and she wasn't just a prop, you would be happy that she is smart enough to take the opportunity of discarded deer parts and use them to her advantage.I'm taking bets as to whether the hawk is ever released.
Jenna and her hawk tall tales:"@ZwartblesIE @adrianjcl123 @QueenKika well 90% chance that hawk would be dead without me."Or like the hawk the buffoon named Anna Kendrick it could be dead with her.
The fact that she named wildlife she steals after her pop culture crushes is just a grotesque reflection of her vacant soul.
So, Jenna's an expert on cows now? lol Who knew a cow could die on a windy 15 degree night? Certainly not anyone with range cattle out west where it's routinely much colder and windier than NY ever is. What an idiot. A phrase Jenna should learn: "I don't know the answer". The only way a cow could die in that kind of weather is if it was severely malnourished and/or sick. Shut up, Jenna.Jenna Woginrich @coldantlerfarm @adrianjcl123 @byJenAMiller @mkramer Cows here in NY are fine in a calm -20 night, but have died in a windy 15 degree night. (Fahrenheit)
Hmmm, I smell a rat. Pretty sure it has not been cold enough to freeze pipes. Locals please weigh in. This is from her blog post requesting Christmas cards (wink wink)."Right now I am scrambling with a couple of issues with the house (furnace broke down that heats the hot water, pipe burst, room flooded, toilet isn't flushing, etc) and if I'm not dealing with that I am working on freelance, farming, or hawking that bird that needs to spread her wings."
Like "working" with the hawk is something she has to do. Here's an idea- release the hawk. I thought the exact same thing about the pipes. It has to be really cold for an extended period of time for pipes to freeze and burst. Jenna is still trying to find a SCAM to raise $800 to buy hawk tracking equipment. She's looking for "holiday" donations. What Heathen do you know that decorates for the Christmas holiday? She is such an idiot!
Actually, most of the Christmas decorations we are familiar with are of pagan origin, specifically wreaths and pine boughs.
Maybe someone will send her a Christmas card with a job application in it.
I'm local and it has not been that cold. My pond hasn't frozen over and with most daytime temps being above freezing, I can't imagine pipes bursting. Our coldest night is coming this Saturday, in the teens. She's full of it.
We live locally, too. I agree with what you wrote. It hasn't been that cold yet. "She's full of it."
OMG! This has to be one of her most blatant "hints" for donations ever!!! A list of crises, then requests for Christmas cards. Of course she hopes those cards will be filled with $$$$$$$.
Exactly! And I love how she gave the same address that the job application was addressed to. You know, the one she obviously sent herself.
Hey, now there's a festive idea!! We can all send x-mas cards + perhaps few happy new year suggestions or comments to Colfax Rd - and enclose a teeny bit of loose change taped securely within! For a sec I was thinking of suggesting checks for well under $1 - but on second thought, why waste a check and besides, I forgot about our precious anonymity.Yeah, we could fill up her mailbox with Howllydarnit Grittings of the sort that faux gritty single on mountainside gals receive...kinda like coal in her stocking.
She's not getting a penny from me. I'll send her a job application first.
Sending a couple of pennies would be kinda funny. This blatent ploy for Christmas donations is laughable. I love how she will select "a few" people to send cards to. Jenna, how bout you keep those cards and shove them up your ass?
She's reduced the price of her fiddle lessons to $250. There were as much as $450 before? Still a total rip off. Invest the money in a higher quality instrument and learn from YouTube videos.Smells like a steaming pile of desperation over at Cold Antler Farm!
OMG, she is selling fiddle lessons, has a freaking fiddle and is supposed to be an artist and she can't even draw a fiddle half assed correctly??? On that post card? It looks like a weird little guitar thing. Why does that bother me SO MUCH??? I mean, it just screams to me that she takes nothing seriously, it's not even like comical or something, I have no clue. Its a combo of two things she is always trying to sell to her fans and she can't get it right or even close??? (Art and fiddle lessons?) Hello? And she wants you to pay her big bucks for both her crappy illustrations AND to teach you beginning fiddle when she can hardly scratch out Ida Red herself??? Oh for the love of God... please do not let this woman introduce and buy you a fiddle. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE look to someone local? Who like, oh, plays the damn thing? Maybe in a band? On videos? And show you they know something??? Oh make the pain go away.
Why is JW asking for Christmas cards, this is all so false, fake and pathetic. Shit, I wouldn't even send my own Momma a freakin Christmas card anymore. Tweet them ho ho ho's c'mon JW you be expecting the money cards!!!
Operation Holly Jolly Christmas Job 2016 has been launched!To paraphrase:If you want to send a job application to CAF, do! If you email me your address I'll pick a few at random and send along some resumes as well. I'm not handing out my actual address on here but 99% of mail finds me if you just mail it like this, since I think I am the only Woginrich in the entire state.Jenna WoginrichCold Antler FarmJackson, NY 12816OK ShamsterToo's - there's a naughty child out there wishing for a brand new pile of moolah, you know what to do, expect tears at the mailbox and rolling in the snow while hyperventilating, like a scene from Birchthorn if that ever happens
Don't drink and try to draw a fiddle, people.